ACURA: Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
AMC: A Major Cost
AMC: A Morons Car
AMC: A Mutated Car
BMW: Big Money. Why
BMW: Brings Me Women
BMW: Broke My Wallet
CHEVROLET: Car Has Extensive Valve Rattle, Or Loud Engine Ticks
CHEVROLET: Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
CHEVROLET: Cracked Heads, Every Valve's Rotten, Oil Leaks Every Time
DODGE: Dead Old Dog Going East
DODGE: Dead On Delivery, Go Easy
DODGE: Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired
FIAT: Failed In A Tunnel
FIAT: Fails In Attempted Turns
FIAT: Fits In A Thimble
FIAT: Flats In All Tires
FIAT: Found In A Trench
FORD: Fails On Rainy Days
FORD: Falling Off: Rusty Door
FORD: Fastest On Road, Dip
FORD: Fireball On Rear Denting
FORD: First On Road to Dump
FORD: Flintstone Or Rubble Driven
FORD: Fond Of Resonating Decibels
FORD: Foot On Road Decelerates
FORD: For Old, Rotten Deadbeat
FORD: Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin
FORD: Fouled Out Re-done Dodge
FORD: Found On Red Dumpster
FORD: Found On Redneck's Driveway
FORD: Fraternal Order of Restored DeSotos
FORD: Free Or Reduced Drastically
FORD: Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed
FORD: Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
FORD: Frequently On Ritalin, Designers
G. M.: Garbage Motors
G. M.: General Maintenance
G. M.: Generally Miserable
G. M.: Generally Misunderstood