315 "automotive humour" acronyms and abbreviations

ACURA: All Cars Usually Require Adjustment 
ACURA: Americans Can Underestimate Routine Accidents 
ACURA: Americans Can Understand Real Autos 
ACURA: Another Case of a Useless Requested Acronym 
ACURA: Any Child Understands Real Automobiles 
ACURA: Automobile Causes Universal Road Accidents 
ACURA: Automobile Causes Unusual Road Accidents 
Acura: Awful Crappy Unreliable Rusty Automobile 
ACURA: Awful, Crappy, Unreliable, Rusty Automobile 
AMC: Afro Motor Company 
AMC: Ain't My Car 
AUDI: Accelerates Under Demonic Influence 
AUDI: Always Unsafe Designs Implemented 
AUDI: Another Uninformed Driver Insulted 
AUDI: Another Useless Device Installed 
AUDI: Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc. 
BEETLE: Battered Everywhere - Expect To Lose Engine 
BEETLE: Battered Everywhere Expect To Lose Engine 
BEETLE: Battered Everywhere, Expect To Lose Engine 
BEETLE: By Everyone's Experience, They Last Eternally 
BMW: Babbling Mechanical Wench 
BMW: Bad Mannered Wankers 
BMW: Bastard Money Wielders 
BMW: Bavarian Manure Wagon 
BMW: Bayerisher Mist Wagen 
BMW: Beastly Monstrous Wonder 
BMW: Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels 
BMW: Beautiful Mechanical Wonder 
BMW: Big Man Wannabe 
BMW: Big Money Waste 
BMW: Big Money Waster 
BMW: Big Money Works 
BMW: Bimbette Motor Weapon 
BMW: Black Man's Wheels 
BMW: Blasphemous Motorized Wreck 
BMW: Born Moderately Wealthy 
BMW: Bought My Wife 
BMW: Bowel Movement Wagon 
BMW: Break My Wallet 
BMW: Break My Wind